what do you mean “one day more” isn’t meant as a solo
i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice
"would you let zayn mal-"
life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything u feel
[knocks on your window at 3am]
WANNA TALK ABOUT THE MISOGYNISTIC DOUBLE STANDARDS THAT KRISTEN STEWART FACES IN HER CAREER?
have you ever started talking about les mis with people who aren’t in the fandom and realized you sound like a pretentious asshole
fake!married is the best trope and i never tire of it no matter how many are written and how badly they end up being. undercover!married is even better. “we have to lull our adversary into complacency by being as MARRIED AS POSSIBLE.”
accidental, unconscious domesticity and gradual cohabiting more like SIGN ME UP. sign me up for a lifetime membership, even. put it on my damn will. bury me in a casket full of fake!married fanfic.
- Accidentally offending people
- Accidentally fucking things up
- Deliberately offending people
- Deliberately fucking things up
places where incest is legal
- my computer
- the ivory coast
- my brain
- short stories
- my house
- probably sam and dean’s house
- the netherlands
- pm anywhere if no one finds out