Seth listening to Jacob Fuller’s confession in 1x05.
Garrus takes a dust bath every four days. Like any turian away from home, he uses a small, thin cloth bag to distribute the fine sand. None of that fancy ‘imported from the Palaven Quartz Flats, scented with Jandus berries, added lustre’ crap — just the plain old cleanliness that mama Vakarian taught her children.
Granted, it took two rather awkward conversations with the requisitions officer before they found him a suitably large pan to stand on (where did they THINK all that dust went?) but once he got that worked out it was basically bathing-as-usual.
Thane prefers the technological option: a handheld sonic scrubber.
Tali relies on her suit scrubbers, but once, on her pilgrimage, she splurged and had a real bath. The bathhouse, run by volus, is one of the only luxury amenities on the Citadel catering to Quarians, and the proprietors charge an exorbitant amount. Tali never tells anyone about the bath — she spent an embarrassing amount of money, after all — but it stands out as the most decadent experience of her life.
Samara is intensely secretive about her bathing habits (Given that so much of the galaxy sees asari as sex objects, bathing paranoia is actually a fairly common trait).
After trying several methods of speeding the process, Mordin eventually realized that multitasking was the key to shower-time efficiency. If any of the SR2 crew showered at the same time as Mordin, they would seen him reading a waterproof datapad while he scrubbed — but they don’t, because he also sings at the top of his lungs, and the bathroom is way too small for that shit.
Grunt, like so many pubescent boys, was firmly of the opinion that he didn’t smell in the least, who’s saying so, it’s just you puny aliens unable to handle the whiff of pure krogan, are you telling me I stink? I’ll rip your skull from your spine. At least, that’s what he tried. Two days after the smell started getting noticeable Shepard found him, marched him to the men’s bathroom, and stood guard in the open doorway while he showered, stopping him whenever he claimed he was done and pointing out all the bits he’d missed.
With her shotgun.
'Cause I was worried sick! You just go out, don't tell anyone where you're going. No contact for days. Jem thinks she knows where you might be and she tells me, So I put on me jacket, I grab a torch and go up into the woods and I get there, I get to the cave. And there you are. You're sitting down, you're leaning on a rock. And I think “Thank God, he's OK, he's OK”. But then I get close. I see the Swiss army knife i'd got you for your birthday and it's… You're covered in blood. So much blood. I take you in my arms and I run with you in my arms. I run and run and run but it's… I can't because you're…
Graceland - Parallels
↳ Mike&Bello / Briggs&Sid - 1x04,1x05 / 2x10
Gaining the upper hand in each other’s case
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"I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee." - Terri Guillemets
THERE IT IS AGAIN! THERE IT FUCKING IS! i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!! THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!! BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING. THIS SHIT IS REAL. THIS IS REAL SHIT. SHIT THAT HAPPENED.
(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK